“In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it `Christmas` and went to church; the Jews called it `Hanukkah` and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say `Merry Christmas!` or `Happy Hanukkah!` or (to the atheists) `Look out for the wall!” | Best Famous Quotes

“In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it `Christmas` and went to church; the Jews called it `Hanukkah` and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say `Merry Christmas!` or `Happy Hanukkah!` or (to the atheists) `Look out for the wall!” | Best Famous Quotes